Greetings ladies and gentlemen (I’m not very original)! This unscheduled blog (yes, I do have a plan) is dedicated to Steam scams. I remember that relatively recently someone already raised a similar topic, but they were talking about serious scams and account hijacking schemes, but here we are talking about pathetic and inept attempts to steal our games or money. So friends, let’s go!
Scams in the digital distribution service Valve – it’s a common thing, and it would seem that this topic is not worth a damn if it weren’t for the number of our. Many are probably being terrorized by schoolchildren, even foreign ones, with requests, no, even ultimatums, to give away things, games, logins, passwords, etc.d. For example, I was tormented for quite a long time, changing accounts, by two shady Germans, trying to beg me for all my things in Team Fortress 2. For "so", of course.
But recently schoolchildren invented https://klikfifacasino.co.uk/ a new way of scamming, through speculation in the sale of games, so-and-so! Schoolchildren are growing up! And if there was only one attempt to sell me some hitman. I could even put up with three or four of these, but my personal Steam just bursting at the seams from the influx of messages like “You’ll have to buy the game?", "Biri cheap" and stuff like that. In response to the fair refusal of such a truly generous offer, streams of eloquence from newly minted businessmen are pouring on me and my family, including pets. How I got into Dotka.
17:58 — kevlar.77: buy games?
18:03 — Gentleman: Boy, you’re playing the wrong trick.
18:03 — kevlar.77: I ask
18:04 — Gentleman: Where did you even come from as a friend of mine??
18:03 — kevlar.77: don’t know
18:03 — kevlar.77: no, no, don’t take it
18:04 — Gentleman: You know, your level of literacy in written speech does not inspire any confidence at all.
18:04 — kevlar.77: I’m just later
18:05 — kevlar.77: I’m just an engineer
18:05 — kevlar.77: current drawing
18:07 — Gentleman: Engineer, seriously? In TF2 you may be an engineer, but not an IRL. Who do you take me for, dude?? Give me the differential equation then.
18:08 — Gentleman: Engineer, fi.
18:08 — Gentleman: And, by the way, designers and architects draw, and engineers do a little something else, for example, calculations.
18:08 — kevlar.77: I am purely on earth current
18:09 — Gentleman: Don’t prevaricate, give me the differentials.
18:09 — kevlar.77: what differentials do I study at a construction university?
18:09 — kevlar.77: current concrete
18:09 — kevlar.77: hitman absolution 300r
18:09 — kevlar.77: interesting?
18:11 — Gentleman: OMG, engineers study matan, matan necessarily includes differentials, almost the simplest thing, and universities, especially mathematical ones, study even more complex matters. Differentials are studied in the worst classes at school, by the way.
18:11 — kevlar.77: I didn’t have a matan
18:11 — kevlar.77: construction university
18:11 — kevlar.77: city cadastre engineer
18:13 — Gentleman: Matan = mathematics, #goddesskillme. Mathematics is everywhere, but engineers can’t live without it. In general, you haven’t even finished school yet, and it’s obvious, you can’t pretend to be a technical student at all. What kind of scams are there, what are you talking about?.
18:13 — kevlar.77: yes it’s mine
18:13 — kevlar.77: what kind of people
18:14 — Gentleman: Nah, bummer, sir?
18:14 — Gentleman: Bomb, schoolboy?
18:14 — kevlar.77: how to prove?
18:16 — Gentleman: What are you going to prove to me, damn? We’ve already found out everything. You don’t know differentials (high school), you write like a fourth grader, giving up on punctuation marks, capital letters and other little things, you don’t know the word “matan”. What else are you going to tell me??
18:17 — kevlar.77: well, I studied poorly and what?
18:18 — Gentleman: It’s impossible to study so poorly.
18:17 — kevlar.77: mark of ninja 60r needed?
18:17 — kevlar.77: and you get drunk with mine
18:19 — Gentleman: You would have been kicked out of high school right away, not to mention the university, you have a place in the army, but before that you, my young friend, the n***** incompetent, are still far away.
18:18 — kevlar.77: listen I’m serious
18:21 — Gentleman: Me too, I’m telling you in all seriousness. Don’t need these omissions, ok? You absolutely cannot act like a sixteen-year-old, let alone a student, and you’re fucking torturing me. It won’t work.
18:22 — Gentleman: Blown away, little girl?
18:23 — Gentleman: The drain is counted.
kevlar.77: buy games?
Friedrich: Skoka?
kevlar.77: cheap
kevlar.77: hitman last 350r
kevlar.77: for example
Friedrich: Is there a minisruft??
kevlar.77: what?
Friedrich: Well, this is the one that still takes off the lololoshka?!
Friedrich: Well it is?
Friedrich: Oh, I really want to play with him and do let’s plays
kevlar.77: unaware
kevlar.77: I don’t understand your jokes
Friedrich: Is there GTA5??
kevlar.77: no
Friedrich: What is/!
kevlar.77: 3 half life
kevlar.77: 4 dead spice
kevlar.77:5 battlefield
kevlar.77: fifa15
kevlar.77: fifp16
Friedrich: AAAA let’s do it all for how much?!
kevlar.77: satisfied?
Friedrich: Kaneshna!
Friedrich: Let’s halfa 3
Friedrich: But they didn’t release it on consoles?
Friedrich: Pike rules
kevlar.77: released on PC5
Friedrich: THERE IS NO SUCH CONSOLE P***P YOU’RE RUINING.
Friedrich: Or are you kidding??
kevlar.77: hear calm down
Friedrich: Seriously, there is minisruft?
Friedrich: Please..
Friedrich: I’ll give you two hundred rubles
Friedrich: Hey p*** you fell asleep minisruft there?
Friedrich: What is your profession?
Friedrich: .
kevlar.77: like who
Friedrich: And I went to 4th grade.
kevlar.77: same as freeman gordon
Friedrich: Who is this??
Friedrich: He also went to 4th grade?
Friedrich: Well, answer.
Friedrich: Please engineer
Friedrich: What is a differential??
Friedrich: Okay, lalka, greetings from Gentleman
17:49 — Gentleman: Well, the clientele has flocked after yesterday?
17:48 — kevlar.77: yes
17:49 — kevlar.77: 3 pushed sedna
17:50 — Gentleman: Things are looking up, I see?
17:49 — kevlar.77: not
17:50 — Gentleman: Why so?
17:50 — kevlar.77: generous
17:51 — Gentleman: That’s what you pay for?
17:51 — kevlar.77: I accidentally bought a game for myself today and I had to give it as a gift
17:52 — kevlar.77: yes it happens sometimes
17:52 — kevlar.77: need something?
17:53 — kevlar.77: if you don’t believe me, try to take anything from me?
17:55 — Gentleman: “Our proud Varyag does not give up”..
17:55 — Gentleman: And no one bothered with the differentials?
17:55 — kevlar.77: your friends
17:57 — Gentleman: You’re offending me, my friends couldn’t tell you anything about differentials, we only went to 4th grade, Fridi told you, you forgot?
17:57 — kevlar.77: while you were showing off here, I pushed the castelvania
17:59 — Gentleman: You’re offending me again, who else is showing off here?? And I’ll tell you, you! Who just boasted to me about castelvania??
17:59 — kevlar.77: I say facts, facts
18:00 — Gentleman: Difficult word, speak more simply, be more lenient with the student. We have not studied such words yet.
18:01 — kevlar.77: okay, just joke and laugh, I need to finish my course
18:02 — Gentleman: Stop, don’t go! At least tell me what the course is about.
18:02 — kevlar.77: land management course
18:02 — kevlar.77: take a photo?
18:02 — Gentleman: Come on.
18:02 — kevlar.77: Territory survey project title
18:02 — kevlar.77: the holiday village on the map needs to be divided by two
18:03 — kevlar.77: according to all standards
18:03 — Gentleman: **********.com (fake soap), post the screen here.
18:03 — kevlar.77: it’s terribly unfinished
18:03 — kevlar.77: tomorrow if he accepts kina
18:04 — Gentleman: It’s okay, I’ll tolerate imperfections, throw it now, it’s a couple of minutes.
18:05 — Gentleman: I, a fourth grader, don’t need your course anyway, I’m asking purely out of curiosity.
18:06 — Gentleman: Well, what is it worth to you! Then I’ll believe you and buy something, I have a huge wishlist! (no hints)
18:06 — kevlar.77: 2MB quality will do?
18:06 — kevlar.77: takes a long time to get your camera out
18:07 — Gentleman: Okay, throw it.
18:07 — Gentleman: I’ll wait.
18:07 — kevlar.77: I’m a bastard
18:09 — Gentleman: Come on, or you don’t keep your word? How can I then trust you and buy games from you??
18:09 — kevlar.77: listen I understand
18:10 — Gentleman: Well, are you going to throw it or not?? (NO hints)
18:09 — kevlar.77: what’s the name?
18:10 — Gentleman: Me?
18:10 — kevlar.77: no me
18:10 — Gentleman: I don’t know, you didn’t tell me.
18:11 — Gentleman: Ah, I understand!
18:11 — Gentleman: Why do you need to know?
18:10 — kevlar.77: your name starts with a?
18:11 — Gentleman: My name is Egor.
18:11 — kevlar.77: croaking?
18:11 — Gentleman: Now you’ll quit?
18:11 — kevlar.77: now
18:11 — kevlar.77: where?
18:12 — Gentleman: **********.com
18:12 — Gentleman: Box, e-mail
18:11 — kevlar.77: what is this?
18:12 — Gentleman: How convenient is it for you to drop it then??
18:12 — Gentleman: Let’s do it via Skype.
18:12 — kevlar.77: not
18:12 — Gentleman: Well then, let’s go to the box.
18:13 — Gentleman: **********l.com
18:12 — kevlar.77: you’re really good at stopgame?
18:14 — Gentleman: Schm1dt, it’s written there, but don’t pay attention, it’s a conspiracy.
18:14 — Gentleman: Konstantin Schmidt
18:15 — Gentleman: PM me.
18:15 — Gentleman: stopgame.ru/users/profile/Schm1dt
18:16 — Gentleman: You threw a friend, not a photo.
18:16 — Gentleman: Post a photo!
18:16 — Gentleman: So where??
18:17 — Gentleman: You promised!
18:18 — Gentleman: So I knew that you would deceive me!
18:19 — Gentleman: How can I deal with you after this??!
18:20 — kevlar.77: funny
18:21 — Gentleman: Well, where’s the photo??
18:22 — kevlar.77: I just don’t want to throw it away, you’ll put it on the blog right away, but this is my work, I’m embarrassed to show everyone
18:22 — Gentleman: I won’t post it, don’t be afraid.
18:22 — kevlar.77: you will post it
18:22 — kevlar.77: and thanks for the advertisement
18:23 — Gentleman: I’m telling you honestly, for private viewing.
18:24 — kevlar.77: I wanted to ask you something
18:24 — Gentleman: Give me a photo.
18:24 — kevlar.77: don’t you answer
18:25 — Gentleman: Reply to the photo!
18:26 — kevlar.77: now
18:30 — Gentleman: Well, in general, everything is clear with you.
18:30 — Gentleman: Drop the question and let’s finish.
18:30 — kevlar.77: na sg
18:31 — Gentleman: Okay, where are the questions??
18:31 — kevlar.77: Why am I inviting myself as a friend??
18:33 — Gentleman: I have no idea what you’re doing.
18:34 — kevlar.77: the registration date is about the same as mine, but you can’t create 2 steam accounts with the same name? he also comes in sometimes but doesn’t add me and he has 0 games
18:35 — Gentleman: I’ll disappoint you, okay?.
18:35 — kevlar.77: can I make a request?
18:35 — Gentleman: Go ahead.
18:35 — kevlar.77: why are they selling dc hook right now??
18:36 — kevlar.77: I’m talking about the dude who offered you an exchange for money [WHAT? Who offered me the loot, please unsubscribe, and? I need money for a new dragon]
18:36 — kevlar.77: you can now search for my accounts in Biti? How many of them are there??
18:36 — kevlar.77: this is a request
18:37 — kevlar.77: looked?
18:38 — Gentleman: Well?
18:39 — Gentleman: What are you getting at, guy??
18:39 — kevlar.77: there’s nothing to look at if it’s not difficult but?
18:40 — Gentleman: Viewed.
18:40 — kevlar.77: how much?
18:40 — Gentleman: A lot.
18:41 — Gentleman: What’s the point, don’t sweat it.
18:41 — kevlar.77: nothing is just strange it’s all
18:41 — kevlar.77: after your blog I started thinking
18:42 — Gentleman: Well, well, well, the end!
18:41 — kevlar.77: about safety
18:42 — Gentleman: *FUNNY JOKE ABOUT SEX*
18:42 — Gentleman: safety of what, baby?
18:42 — kevlar.77: listen, don’t say that I sell games and don’t pay taxes, okay?
18:42 — kevlar.77: oh, in vain I wrote everything, the FSB took it away and is already fucked
18:42 — kevlar.77: funny, but I made a typo
18:42 — kevlar.77: rides
18:43 — kevlar.77: not e—-
18:44 — Gentleman: There’s a ton of those Kevlars out there, your screenshot doesn’t tell me anything at all, except that there’s another guy with the same nickname.
18:43 — kevlar.77: but he wasn’t added to your friend list?
18:44 — kevlar.77: otherwise it was added to some
18:45 — Gentleman: He? You’re burning!
18:45 — kevlar.77: yes, burning in someone else’s penalty area at football is scary sometimes
18:45 — kevlar.77: almost like Kerzhakov
18:46 — Gentleman: What are you talking about?? You’ve already gone crazy because of divorces? Go get some sleep.
18:46 — kevlar.77: maybe we can play csgo?
18:46 — kevlar.77: in bed?
18:46 — kevlar.77: that’s good
18:47 — Gentleman: I don’t know where you sleep, you know better.
18:46 — kevlar.77: how to write to technical support?
18:47 — Gentleman: Why do you suddenly?
18:48 — Gentleman: I’ll go back to that screenshot, yes, you created a second account with the same nickname and sent me a screenshot where you add yourself, and, one wonders, WHAT?!
18:48 — kevlar.77: I didn’t create
18:48 — kevlar.77: how to write that?
18:49 — Gentleman: He appeared himself.
18:48 — kevlar.77: yes
18:49 — Gentleman: Then what is this for??
18:48 — kevlar.77: how is the report, then write to the admin?
18:49 — Gentleman: On me? Funny.
18:49 — kevlar.77: what do you have to do with it?!
18:49 — Gentleman: Who else would you like??
18:49 — kevlar.77: ask
18:50 — Gentleman: In general, your motive is to talk me to death.
18:50 — Gentleman: What did you want to say with your screenshot?? Explain to the stupid.
18:51 — kevlar.77: how so?
18:52 — kevlar.77: why do you think you’re stupid?? an intellectual with a congenital vice of self-contempt?!
18:53 — Gentleman: Mmm, you’re trying to troll? Come on, tell me what the essence of your screenshot is (there should be a coursework there, by the way), and don’t fill me with all kinds of crap here.
18:53 — kevlar.77: and by the way, note, unlike you and your friends, I don’t swear and I haven’t insulted anyone
18:54 — Gentleman: Cards on the table!
18:54 — kevlar.77: so be more polite guys and people will be drawn to you
18:54 — kevlar.77: let’s play poker?
18:54 — kevlar.77: keep in mind I cheat terribly
18:54 — kevlar.77: habit
18:55 — kevlar.77: yes and it’s fun
18:55 — kevlar.77: sometimes
18:55 — kevlar.77: but here are the cards in steam, let’s guess why they are needed?
18:55 — kevlar.77: a icons?
18:56 — Gentleman: Everything is clear with you, you don’t have to continue, demagogue engineer: D
18:56 — kevlar.77: listen, well, you yourself said that you would explain yourself more simply and then these words came!
18:56 — kevlar.77: I don’t know
18:57 — kevlar.77: in our village there was one interpreter, so we put him on a stake so that he wouldn’t run away to America
18:58 — kevlar.77: don’t be scared, I’m not under this matter, I’m happy peaceful
18:58 — kevlar.77: well, what about precious metals??
19:02 — kevlar.77: and here’s the last question: how to vote on green bark? and there are no norms for platformers?
19:03 — kevlar.77: all achievements in the game can be installed?
19:03 — kevlar.77: is it possible that all the cards fell out??
19:04 — kevlar.77: you don’t want to immigrate to America inexpensively?
I think there is no point in talking about all sorts of Steam admins and other Gabach Newells. No, of course, such guys also came to me, but there are fewer and fewer of them… Natural selection (I hope I didn’t offend the feelings of believers), what.
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